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Johnny, I can't make any money having to
sell my little blue box.

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Don't honey me.

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Hey, John.

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Are you hard of hearing?

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I rang your doorbell.

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There was no answer, so I thought you
weren't in.

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Yeah, I'm just here working, trying to
get something done, but not much

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happening.

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No Jen?

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No, just me as usual. Jen at one of her
women's live meetings again?

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Jen went to one of her women's live
meetings.

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Anyway, I came down for some wine. Is
there company?

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Nope.

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Bastards stood me up.

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I find that pretty unbelievable.

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There's no big loss. It was more
physical than mental anyway.

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What's wrong with that? Physical looks
prettier to me. How do you know?

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I'm a writer with imagination.

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And you don't exactly hide it. No, I
guess I don't.

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The vino's in the kitchen.

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Oh, right.

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Hey, you want a banana?

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No. Why don't you bring me one? There's
some out there.

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It's funny.

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I've never imagined you before.

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In bed, I mean.

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That's what you thought about me, eh?

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Oh, sure.

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Ever since I met you in jam.

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And when I moved upstairs.

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I have fantasies about you, too, by the
way. If you have a fantasy, it can be

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good.

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You never need to worry if you're
feeling...

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There's never a need to make a ring.

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Telephone call.

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It's Eve.

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You go on.

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feelings.

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I've been here the whole time.

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I don't know. You're a funny guy.

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Why?

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Because you're the only married man I
know that hasn't made a pass at me.

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I don't think I even thought about it,
but there's, you know... But there's

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and you love her.

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Sounds corny the way you say it, but
it's true.

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You know, I do most of my passes in
front of the typewriter.

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I'm not the kind of person who goes out.

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I don't know, maybe I'm afraid.

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What are you afraid of?

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My realities may be not as good as the
fantasies.

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You'll never know until you try.

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Oh, yeah?

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Now, wait a minute.

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Come on. Jen will be home soon.

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And you know how much I love you and
Jen.

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Story of my life.

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Horny but faithful.

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Thanks for the wine.

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Say hello to Jim.

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Yeah, if I can get a word in.

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Goodbye, pretty thing.

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You're really a tease.

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That's the story of my life.

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Born to tease.

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Sweet dreams.

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John.

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John.

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John. What's the matter?

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Well, you know I went to that meeting
tonight and... It was horrible.

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What?

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Well, there was this... There was this
gorgeous girl there. Oh, yeah?

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John. John, this is serious. Stop
fooling around.

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And what this girl had been through, my
God, you wouldn't believe it. She was

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just a total wreck. She was ripped to
shreds. What?

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She was ripped to shreds. There was
nothing inside.

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There was plenty on the outside, but
nothing inside. Absolutely nothing left.

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No. You know that this girl had been
exploited.

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She had been photographed and exploited
by every girly porno magazine in the

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world. What she'd been through, she told
me about this producer.

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She went up to see this producer one
time, you know, and he was going to put

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in the movies, make her a big star, you
know. And she's sitting there, innocent,

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wide -eyed.

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He says, take off your clothes, honey.
She says, why?

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He says, well, just take them off. I
want the director to see your body. She

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told you this?

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She told us all this. She's very, she
wants help.

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She needs help because, well, this
bastard, he offered her a hundred bucks

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and all she could eat.

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And she thought it was a good deal
because she was so naive and she was so

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beautiful. So she's lying on the desk
and the director comes in.

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Well, they both fucked her.

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And there was no movie.

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They weren't even making a movie.

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Come on, why don't you just come to bed
and I'll make you feel better.

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John, that's all you can think of.

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No, come on. That's all you can think
of, John. I mean it. I'm not a producer.

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You're making me sick.

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John. John, you should have been there.
She'll never be the same. Never.

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Wait

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a

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minute.

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You haven't heard a word I've said, have
you?

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All you want to do is get me into the
sack for a mindless fuck.

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Is that what you think?

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Is that what our relationship means to
you?

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That's your answer for everything, John.
Jump in the sack.

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Now, wait a minute.

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When we first got married, you wanted me
just as much as I wanted you.

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What the hell happened?

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Well, I found out that I'm a person,
too. And there are things that are

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important to me. And you don't give a
shit.

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It's just like that poor girl tonight.

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I've had fantasies about you, too, last
night. I can imagine what kind.

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Do you mind? Are you kidding? I have
fantasies about you every night.

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Tell me, what's your fantasy about me?

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Oh, what an answer you have, babe.

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Oh, look at that. Oh, yes.

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Oh,

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God.

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Oh,

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God. Oh, God.

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No.

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Oh, oh, oh.

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Good evening sir.

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I have something you want.

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I can see that.

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I'm not that silly.

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Oh.

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Oh, Chris.

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Oh, I interrupted

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your dinner. I'm sorry.

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All right, it's all right. It's only a
TV dinner.

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How about a drink?

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Vodka over ice.

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Okay. I have something to show you. I
can't wait.

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Mr. Michaels, you are so lucky.

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I'm beginning to believe it.

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Do you realize that you have been
selected from hundreds of men in your

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neighborhood to sample our new product?

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Oh, Jesus Christ.

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You've got to be kidding.

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This whole thing's a fucking sales
pitch.

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Mr. Michaels, it's not that at all.

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All right, what are you selling?

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Before you say anything you might
regret, let me show you something.

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Let me show you something very special.

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All right, just so it doesn't take too
long, my wife will be home in a few

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minutes. Oh, she's going to love this,
too. In fact, I can guarantee it.

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You don't know my wife.

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I'm not worried about what you're
selling, but you don't look like the

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lady. And it's 11 .30 at night.

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Oh, it's just time for the light show.

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What did you do to my TV?

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I usually watch The Honeymooners at this
time. Oh, you're right.

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You know, they put those things on TV.

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What did they want?

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I just love the country.

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You like motorcycles?

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I like hay.

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Oh,

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you're the best.

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Yes. Oh,

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it's so hard.

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Oh, come on.

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Oh, come on.

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If my wife ever saw this, she'd kill me.

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Mmm. Mmm.

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Mmm.

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These are just a few of the sample films
that we have available on the Blue

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Network.

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I'm interested in your network. You're
so strong, Mr. Michaels.

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Do me from behind.

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That way, yeah.

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That's good.

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Oh. Oh.

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Oh.

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Well, the blue box can work for you.

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Let me explain something.

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This is a very special channel.

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Channel 69?

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What's so special about that?

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I can't tell you.

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Not unless you buy the box.

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Oh, you're sneaky.

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But I can tell you that you won't be
sorry.

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Well, I won't be sorry.

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We can get back to it when we can stop
talking.

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This is, uh, I'm sorry, what is your
name?

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Azure.

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Ms. Azure.

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Ms., huh?

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Who are you kidding?

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Ms. Azure's a salesman, a person. She
came by to demonstrate a new cable

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television system.

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We got cable. Oh, this is different,
honey.

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Don't honey me.

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I'm sure that if you viewed my little
blue box, you would be very stimulated.

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Oh, no, no, my wife isn't interested in
any demonstration.

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Not tonight, anyway.

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Oh, I don't know. Since she's here, why
don't we take a look at her little blue

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box? We wouldn't want to ruin her
evening, would we, John?

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Miss Azure, thanks for coming by, but I
don't think we'll be interested in...

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Oh, I'm sorry.

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My little blue box has brought joy and
fulfillment to millions of satisfied

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customers. I don't believe you or this
broad.

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Your wife isn't much fun, is she?

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Yeah.

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Mrs. Asher, thanks for coming by and for
all your trouble.

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I'll call you tomorrow?

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Here's my card. Now don't forget.

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Oh, I won't. Believe me.

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Good night, Mrs. Michaels.

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Take your time. You've got all night.

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It's okay, honey.

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I can find my way out.

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Hello? Let me speak to Miss Azure. I
mean, Miss Azure.

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Thank you.

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Hi, this is John.

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John Michaels from yesterday.

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Why don't you come over this afternoon?

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I mean, you know, maybe we can talk
about it. About 2, 2 .30.

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I'll see you there.

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Bye.

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to the little blue box.

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Well now, let me demonstrate some of its
other features.

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What's on your mind?

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Have you got a receipt for that?

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What's it to you?

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Police. Follow me, please.

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Take it off. Don't arrest me. I've got a
husband and children.

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Take it off.

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Take that

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off, too. But it's mine.

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00:38:48,590 --> 00:38:52,220
What? Take it off, unless you want me to
take you to prison. Are you crazy? It's

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really mine. Take it off.

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Listen, if I was marketing naked, I'd
catch cold.

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You are crazy. What are you doing?

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I'm a thief, too.

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rabbit too.

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I'm a dancer, and I did some plays in
high school.

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00:45:10,960 --> 00:45:14,540
Oh. Now, let me see your pictures,
honey. I don't have them with me because

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just got into town, and my stuff hasn't
arrived yet.

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But I really need the money, and a
friend of mine in San Francisco told me

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could come and see you.

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Oh, I see.

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Have you ever done any films like this
one before?

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No, but I've done some modeling.

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Oh.

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Any modeling like this one?

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No, I've done nude modeling.

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But none with men like this.

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Do they really... Yeah, they really do,
baby.

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He's big, isn't he?

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About average.

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Look, since you don't have any pictures,
let's save some time. Just stand up,

256
00:45:51,670 --> 00:45:53,070
take your clothes off. We've got to look
at you.

257
00:45:53,470 --> 00:45:54,470
Right now?

258
00:45:55,210 --> 00:45:56,210
Yeah, right now.

259
00:45:56,870 --> 00:45:58,650
Come on, baby. It's getting late. I'm
tired.

260
00:45:59,390 --> 00:46:01,790
You're going to do a lot more and take
off your clothes if you want to get in

261
00:46:01,790 --> 00:46:02,749
this business.

262
00:46:02,750 --> 00:46:04,050
Yeah, I suppose you're right.

263
00:46:10,860 --> 00:46:11,980
That's it, honey. Just relax.

264
00:46:13,100 --> 00:46:14,100
Very nice.

265
00:46:14,780 --> 00:46:15,780
Yeah.

266
00:46:23,280 --> 00:46:24,280
Relax.

267
00:46:30,520 --> 00:46:31,520
Move a little, honey.

268
00:46:45,140 --> 00:46:46,260
That's it. Do a little script one.

269
00:47:50,600 --> 00:47:52,520
Oh, that's very nice, baby.

270
00:47:52,940 --> 00:47:54,080
Very, very nice.

271
00:47:54,920 --> 00:47:56,220
Okay, how are you in a sack?

272
00:47:56,520 --> 00:47:59,180
What? I assume you're not a virgin,
young lady.

273
00:47:59,680 --> 00:48:02,720
You must have gotten it on with a few
guys. How was it? Did you enjoy it?

274
00:48:03,340 --> 00:48:04,319
Yeah, sure.

275
00:48:04,320 --> 00:48:05,320
Did you give in?

276
00:48:05,600 --> 00:48:06,359
I have.

277
00:48:06,360 --> 00:48:07,520
Did you ever make up with another girl?

278
00:48:08,600 --> 00:48:11,820
Can I put my clothes on now? Oh, come
on, honey. Come on, come on. Sit down.

279
00:48:11,880 --> 00:48:12,900
Relax. I want to talk.

280
00:48:22,169 --> 00:48:23,169
Now, here's the deal.

281
00:48:24,670 --> 00:48:28,110
Normally, I just don't have time to fool
around with anybody who isn't, well,

282
00:48:28,130 --> 00:48:29,910
you forgive me, an established star, you
know.

283
00:48:31,150 --> 00:48:33,990
But I like you, honey. I like your
looks. I like the way you move. I like

284
00:48:33,990 --> 00:48:35,770
body. I think you have a lot of
potential.

285
00:48:36,230 --> 00:48:39,170
So I'll tell you what I'm going to do.
I'm going to give you a screen test

286
00:48:39,170 --> 00:48:40,170
here and now.

287
00:48:40,770 --> 00:48:46,750
And if you make out well, I'm going to
star you in my next hardcore epic. What

288
00:48:46,750 --> 00:48:47,729
do you think of that?

289
00:48:47,730 --> 00:48:49,930
That's 100 bucks a day, baby, and all
you can eat.

290
00:48:51,090 --> 00:48:52,930
100? 150, but that's it.

291
00:48:56,650 --> 00:48:57,650
Hello.

292
00:48:58,690 --> 00:48:59,690
Hiya, kitty.

293
00:49:02,770 --> 00:49:04,210
Yeah, but it's late, baby.

294
00:49:04,910 --> 00:49:05,709
Yeah, okay.

295
00:49:05,710 --> 00:49:08,450
Sure, come on in. I want you to meet
your new co -star.

296
00:49:09,950 --> 00:49:10,950
Okay.

297
00:49:12,070 --> 00:49:13,070
That was Stacy.

298
00:49:14,290 --> 00:49:16,110
Nice young guy. He's the guy you'd be
working with.

299
00:49:17,290 --> 00:49:20,130
Hey, you know, since he's here, I'm
going to have you do that screen test

300
00:49:20,130 --> 00:49:23,240
together. I got my lights and everything
all set up from the last shoot. Save a

301
00:49:23,240 --> 00:49:23,899
lot of time.

302
00:49:23,900 --> 00:49:24,738
I don't know.

303
00:49:24,740 --> 00:49:28,320
Oh, you'll like Stacy. Come on, he's a
nice, gentle guy.

304
00:49:28,640 --> 00:49:29,840
He'll show you what's going down.

305
00:49:30,260 --> 00:49:32,080
First time's always the hardest, right?

306
00:49:35,560 --> 00:49:36,560
Hey, Kitty.

307
00:49:37,000 --> 00:49:38,680
Stacy, this is Ming.

308
00:49:40,380 --> 00:49:41,380
This is very nice.

309
00:49:41,660 --> 00:49:42,519
Pretty, huh?

310
00:49:42,520 --> 00:49:43,520
Thank you.

311
00:49:45,520 --> 00:49:47,980
Ming, why don't you stand up? Let's see
you two together.

312
00:49:56,720 --> 00:49:57,800
Pretty nice, right, Stacey?

313
00:49:58,860 --> 00:50:00,320
It's your first time in the big city?

314
00:50:00,740 --> 00:50:02,480
Yeah. You're going to like it here.

315
00:50:03,580 --> 00:50:05,540
It'll make you really nice and
comfortable, won't it?

316
00:50:06,740 --> 00:50:07,740
You'll do it, Stacey.

317
00:50:07,960 --> 00:50:08,960
Want some smoke?

318
00:50:09,700 --> 00:50:10,840
Go on, it's good stuff.

319
00:50:11,300 --> 00:50:12,300
Losing your writer.

320
00:50:13,580 --> 00:50:14,580
That a girl.

321
00:50:16,600 --> 00:50:22,120
Hey, now, Stacey, we promised Ming a
really good screen test, so why don't

322
00:50:22,120 --> 00:50:25,380
just kind of get to know each other and
get right into it, you know?

323
00:50:28,110 --> 00:50:29,890
Give her a little kiss, Dave. Yes.

324
00:50:31,870 --> 00:50:33,030
Are you feeling all right?

325
00:50:33,290 --> 00:50:34,290
Mm -hmm.

326
00:50:34,450 --> 00:50:35,450
Yeah.

327
00:50:36,410 --> 00:50:37,610
Do you think you can handle this?

328
00:50:41,470 --> 00:50:42,470
This is a natural.

329
00:51:06,320 --> 00:51:07,320
Just a light, sweetheart.

330
00:51:07,500 --> 00:51:08,960
Don't worry. All the better to see you.

331
00:51:10,060 --> 00:51:11,400
Come on, Space. Let's get it on.

332
00:52:08,520 --> 00:52:11,720
Okay, it's all right. You can hand it.
That's it. Good. Am I doing this right?

333
00:52:13,040 --> 00:52:14,040
Yeah,

334
00:52:14,500 --> 00:52:16,680
give us a good view of that. That's what

335
00:52:16,680 --> 00:52:23,260
you want me to do?

336
00:52:23,520 --> 00:52:25,040
Spread that leg a little bit more.

337
00:52:25,900 --> 00:52:26,900
Oh,

338
00:52:27,400 --> 00:52:28,920
that's beautiful. I like that.

339
00:52:30,100 --> 00:52:33,380
I like some of your tongue in there now.
Do that again.

340
00:52:33,620 --> 00:52:34,880
Oh, you like that, honey? Good, yeah.

341
00:52:42,390 --> 00:52:44,830
Close up on you now, honey. Come on up
there. That's it.

342
00:52:52,070 --> 00:52:54,150
That's it. I want a little more of your
face there.

343
00:52:54,510 --> 00:52:55,510
That's it.

344
00:54:39,770 --> 00:54:40,770
That's it,

345
00:54:42,210 --> 00:54:53,390
honey.

346
00:54:57,150 --> 00:54:58,150
Very good.

347
00:54:59,170 --> 00:55:01,790
You can't take it out of your mouth, can
you?

348
00:55:02,270 --> 00:55:03,410
Oh, good, honey.

349
00:55:19,299 --> 00:55:21,460
I want to get something this angle up
here

350
00:55:50,660 --> 00:55:51,760
That's going to look good.

351
00:55:54,500 --> 00:55:55,500
Man,

352
00:55:56,340 --> 00:56:02,580
that's kind of hard to get this thing
going here.

353
00:56:03,140 --> 00:56:04,560
Take a second here.

354
00:56:06,420 --> 00:56:07,420
Very good.

355
00:56:08,080 --> 00:56:09,080
Keep going there. Yeah.

356
00:56:10,680 --> 00:56:11,680
Oh.

357
00:56:12,280 --> 00:56:13,280
Oh.

358
00:56:14,280 --> 00:56:16,040
Oh. Oh. Oh.

359
00:56:16,280 --> 00:56:17,280
Oh. Oh.

360
00:57:09,420 --> 00:57:11,140
I'm going to come up there on your face
a little bit.

361
00:57:11,920 --> 00:57:12,920
That's it. Good.

362
00:57:13,540 --> 00:57:15,560
Little tits. That's it. Very good.

363
00:57:17,780 --> 00:57:20,880
I'm going to come down there again in a
second.

364
00:57:22,160 --> 00:57:23,160
Oh, boy.

365
00:57:23,180 --> 00:57:24,740
Good. A real turn on here.

366
00:57:25,120 --> 00:57:26,120
Some audition.

367
00:57:26,260 --> 00:57:27,260
Oh, gee.

368
00:57:28,360 --> 00:57:29,680
Nice. Oh, yeah.

369
00:57:30,900 --> 00:57:32,620
A little bit. That's it.

370
00:57:33,020 --> 00:57:34,020
That's it.

371
00:57:34,220 --> 00:57:38,400
Keep going now. See, honey, sometimes
you'll have to do it.

372
00:57:38,620 --> 00:57:39,620
Oh,

373
00:57:41,920 --> 00:57:57,700
you're

374
00:57:57,700 --> 00:58:02,080
very good. You're going to go a long way
in this business.

375
00:58:34,250 --> 00:58:35,390
Here we go now. Here we go.

376
00:58:38,110 --> 00:58:39,110
How's that?

377
00:58:40,170 --> 00:58:41,170
How's that?

378
01:00:08,970 --> 01:00:09,970
rest on this one.

379
01:02:32,880 --> 01:02:33,859
You think she'll make it?

380
01:02:33,860 --> 01:02:34,860
Are you kidding?

381
01:02:35,040 --> 01:02:36,240
I want to take her home.

382
01:02:37,460 --> 01:02:40,100
Here's an offer for you, Ming. You got a
place to sleep tonight?

383
01:02:41,140 --> 01:02:42,780
Is there anywhere where that came from?

384
01:02:43,540 --> 01:02:44,540
What do you think?

385
01:02:45,400 --> 01:02:46,940
I think I'm going to like this job.

386
01:03:02,700 --> 01:03:04,200
I haven't shown you all my channels yet.

387
01:03:04,500 --> 01:03:06,180
Come back here.

388
01:03:07,100 --> 01:03:10,100
No, Johnny, I can't make any money
having fun with you.

389
01:03:10,480 --> 01:03:12,140
I've got to sell my little blue box.

390
01:03:39,150 --> 01:03:41,150
Would you like to do something that I
enjoy?

391
01:03:41,690 --> 01:03:42,690
What is it?

392
01:03:43,590 --> 01:03:46,530
It's not fair. If I tell you, it won't
be a surprise.

393
01:03:48,150 --> 01:03:50,250
All right, but could you do something
about this?

394
01:03:51,230 --> 01:03:52,270
Okay, baby.

395
01:03:52,910 --> 01:03:53,930
Mama will fit.

396
01:03:55,610 --> 01:03:57,050
Close your eyes.

397
01:03:57,850 --> 01:03:59,750
Huh? Close your eyes.

398
01:04:06,290 --> 01:04:07,370
Hey, what is this?

399
01:04:08,750 --> 01:04:10,370
That's so you won't peek, silly.

400
01:04:10,690 --> 01:04:11,690
Peek -see.

401
01:04:12,870 --> 01:04:13,870
Don't peek.

402
01:04:14,170 --> 01:04:15,170
Give me your arm.

403
01:06:12,150 --> 01:06:13,150
Go.

404
01:06:13,930 --> 01:06:15,570
Do it. Yeah.

405
01:06:16,270 --> 01:06:17,610
Baby. Feel

406
01:06:17,610 --> 01:06:24,370
your balls.

407
01:06:25,690 --> 01:06:27,410
Not too hard, not too hard.

408
01:06:28,150 --> 01:06:31,070
It's wet. I'm going to stick my finger
in here.

409
01:06:32,830 --> 01:06:35,430
There's room for both of us in there,
honey.

410
01:06:37,730 --> 01:06:39,010
Can you feel me?

411
01:06:43,050 --> 01:06:44,050
Good, baby, yes.

412
01:06:46,070 --> 01:06:47,110
Ollie's all wet.

413
01:06:48,950 --> 01:06:51,050
I'm going to put some of this on you,
Bob.

414
01:07:53,100 --> 01:07:55,000
Oh, I'm going to cum.

415
01:07:55,420 --> 01:07:56,680
Oh, yeah.

416
01:07:57,220 --> 01:07:58,660
I'm going to cum big.

417
01:07:59,480 --> 01:08:01,280
Babe. Babe.

418
01:08:01,580 --> 01:08:02,580
Oh.

419
01:08:03,400 --> 01:08:04,400
Oh.

420
01:08:12,200 --> 01:08:13,540
Squeeze them.

421
01:08:21,680 --> 01:08:23,220
I'm like your mom. She called me.

422
01:08:26,160 --> 01:08:27,160
Oh.

423
01:08:27,960 --> 01:08:29,600
Oh. Oh.

424
01:08:30,500 --> 01:08:31,700
Feel good, baby?

425
01:08:32,399 --> 01:08:33,399
Yeah.

426
01:08:53,200 --> 01:08:54,200
Oh, my God.

427
01:09:40,010 --> 01:09:41,770
Yeah, right there. Oh, yeah.

428
01:09:42,010 --> 01:09:43,010
Oh.

429
01:09:43,729 --> 01:09:44,729
Rub it.

430
01:09:52,810 --> 01:09:54,370
Harder. Harder.

431
01:10:30,220 --> 01:10:31,220
No.

432
01:12:27,430 --> 01:12:30,250
Can you undo these cuffs? My arms are
really starting to hurt.

433
01:12:31,930 --> 01:12:34,330
Well, it's the only way I can keep you
in one place.

434
01:12:35,210 --> 01:12:39,210
After all, I've demonstrated just about
everything my little blue box can do.

435
01:12:40,030 --> 01:12:41,750
Except channel 69.

436
01:12:42,310 --> 01:12:44,550
Well, what is it about this channel 69
anyway?

437
01:12:45,750 --> 01:12:48,470
I can't tell you, Johnny. Not unless you
buy it.

438
01:12:49,230 --> 01:12:51,870
All right, if I agree, will you undo
these things?

439
01:12:52,870 --> 01:12:56,130
You have to promise to be a good boy. I
have another appointment.

440
01:12:56,570 --> 01:12:57,850
I promise, I promise.

441
01:12:58,470 --> 01:12:59,470
Okay.

442
01:13:28,810 --> 01:13:29,810
Oh, it's after one o 'clock.

443
01:13:35,670 --> 01:13:36,670
Fuck.

444
01:13:38,710 --> 01:13:41,290
Never anything on this goddamn TV when
you want it.

445
01:14:19,950 --> 01:14:20,950
And I rip off.

446
01:14:24,910 --> 01:14:26,070
$3 ,000?

447
01:14:27,990 --> 01:14:29,490
Don't you think it's worth it?

448
01:14:33,530 --> 01:14:36,110
All right, I'll have to give you a post
-dated check because I don't have that

449
01:14:36,110 --> 01:14:37,190
much in my account right now.

450
01:14:37,430 --> 01:14:39,330
Oh, that's okay, Johnny.

451
01:14:39,850 --> 01:14:43,010
I know you would insure it me, not after
today.

452
01:14:43,910 --> 01:14:47,370
You wouldn't want your wife to find out
about me, would you?

453
01:14:48,710 --> 01:14:49,710
Blackmail, too.

454
01:14:49,950 --> 01:14:51,530
You know, you're really something.

455
01:14:52,130 --> 01:14:53,650
I'm a super salesperson.

456
01:14:57,690 --> 01:14:59,310
Here, what I want to know.

457
01:15:01,290 --> 01:15:02,870
What's this about Channel 69?

458
01:15:03,930 --> 01:15:06,550
Oh, I knew you would be a wonderful
captain.

459
01:15:09,730 --> 01:15:10,790
I like you.

460
01:15:11,190 --> 01:15:13,950
Yeah, I like you, too, sweetheart. What
about Channel 69?

461
01:15:16,250 --> 01:15:18,910
What do you... See the safety shield
over the button?

462
01:15:19,910 --> 01:15:23,070
You must be very careful when you use
chances.

463
01:15:24,050 --> 01:15:30,310
When you press the button, any fantasy
that's in your head will come on the

464
01:15:30,310 --> 01:15:33,750
screen. You mean I can make up my own
fantasies and they'll be on the

465
01:15:33,750 --> 01:15:35,170
television? That's right.

466
01:15:35,890 --> 01:15:42,550
And if you imagine hard enough, well,
you'll see. You just push the

467
01:15:42,550 --> 01:15:44,910
button, close your eyes real tight,

468
01:19:30,040 --> 01:19:31,300
I'm dead.

469
01:23:48,360 --> 01:23:49,299
Oh, hi, Jen.

470
01:23:49,300 --> 01:23:51,620
You're home early. What the hell is all
this?

471
01:23:51,960 --> 01:23:53,720
It's a daydream. A fantasy.

472
01:23:55,660 --> 01:23:56,660
My fantasy.

473
01:23:57,580 --> 01:24:00,940
And you have to do everything I want.
What are you talking about?

474
01:24:01,320 --> 01:24:02,880
Well, that's what it's all about,
sweetheart.

475
01:24:03,440 --> 01:24:08,180
Fantasies. Since you're so busy with
your women's lib meetings, all I have is

476
01:24:08,180 --> 01:24:10,340
fantasies. Well, I have to find another
woman.

477
01:24:10,820 --> 01:24:12,680
And I don't want to do that. But how?

478
01:24:12,960 --> 01:24:14,880
How did I get into this?

479
01:24:15,690 --> 01:24:18,770
looking at you on television, or I
thought I was looking at you on

480
01:24:19,030 --> 01:24:20,030
Yeah, he saw me.

481
01:24:20,330 --> 01:24:21,670
Thanks to my little blue box.

482
01:24:22,010 --> 01:24:26,370
This wouldn't have anything to do with
that bitch, Ms. Azure, would it? You

483
01:24:26,370 --> 01:24:27,370
could say so.

484
01:24:27,930 --> 01:24:28,930
Here, relax.

485
01:24:29,250 --> 01:24:30,250
Have a banana.

486
01:24:30,690 --> 01:24:32,470
Oh, fuck you and your bananas.

487
01:24:33,230 --> 01:24:36,690
Listen, John, I'm not kidding. I don't
know what's going on here, you and

488
01:24:36,910 --> 01:24:37,910
uh, women.

489
01:24:39,070 --> 01:24:42,290
What are you doing here, Leslie? How
could you do this?

490
01:24:42,650 --> 01:24:44,270
I didn't have any choice.

491
01:24:45,840 --> 01:24:48,240
I'm a part of John's fantasy, just like
you.

492
01:24:48,600 --> 01:24:53,800
Oh, you're as crazy as he is. Now, Jen,
that's not a nice thing to say in my

493
01:24:53,800 --> 01:24:58,800
fantasy. All I want you to be is sexy
and desirable, like you were when we

494
01:24:58,800 --> 01:24:59,800
got married.

495
01:24:59,940 --> 01:25:01,120
What's so hard about that?

496
01:25:01,400 --> 01:25:03,640
Well, that's what I was trying to do.

497
01:25:04,660 --> 01:25:08,560
I came home early just to make it up to
you.

498
01:25:09,400 --> 01:25:13,100
And I find you on television with...

499
01:25:15,860 --> 01:25:18,900
Cunts. Some women live it, huh? Yeah,
cunts.

500
01:25:19,160 --> 01:25:21,120
Come on, join us. You'll love it. What?

501
01:25:21,340 --> 01:25:23,000
Me jump in the middle of this orgy?

502
01:25:23,280 --> 01:25:25,280
Well, you can stop it, buster.

503
01:25:26,680 --> 01:25:28,360
I don't care if it is your fantasy.

504
01:25:28,640 --> 01:25:35,100
Well, girls, I guess there's only one
way to get this orgy started.

505
01:25:37,400 --> 01:25:38,400
John?

506
01:25:38,720 --> 01:25:39,720
John!

507
01:25:41,360 --> 01:25:42,720
Oh, no!

508
01:25:44,460 --> 01:25:45,460
John!

509
01:25:45,930 --> 01:25:48,730
It can become reality.

510
01:25:49,910 --> 01:25:55,470
Never need to worry if you're feeling.

511
01:26:17,610 --> 01:26:22,970
Whatever your game is, it's a game
you'll play.

512
01:26:25,450 --> 01:26:30,330
There's never a need to make a ring.

513
01:26:34,190 --> 01:26:37,110
Telephone, phone, phone.

514
01:26:39,030 --> 01:26:40,230
It's easy.

515
01:26:40,470 --> 01:26:47,110
You got to pick up a ball with your
little blue hot ball.

516
01:26:47,470 --> 01:26:48,470
You don't know?

517
01:28:39,150 --> 01:28:40,250
I'm feeling sad.

518
01:28:42,090 --> 01:28:43,870
Real, real bad.

519
01:28:46,450 --> 01:28:53,270
It'll make you glad when you think you
have. Make you happy when you feel sad.

520
01:31:14,120 --> 01:31:15,120
Johnny?

521
01:31:16,180 --> 01:31:18,000
Johnny, I just had the weirdest dream.

522
01:31:19,140 --> 01:31:22,460
You were in an orgy.

523
01:31:24,100 --> 01:31:25,640
And I was in it with you.

524
01:31:29,000 --> 01:31:30,460
Yes, there were four women.

525
01:31:32,260 --> 01:31:34,360
One of them was Leslie, you know, from
upstairs.

526
01:31:38,240 --> 01:31:42,140
And the four women did the wildest
things to me.

527
01:31:44,010 --> 01:31:47,390
And then you fucked me like you never
did before.

528
01:31:48,930 --> 01:31:50,630
Wasn't that a weird dream, Johnny?

529
01:31:52,330 --> 01:31:53,710
Sounds like you're horny to me.

530
01:31:55,550 --> 01:31:56,070
I

531
01:31:56,070 --> 01:32:03,010
love

532
01:32:03,010 --> 01:32:04,010
you, Johnny.

533
01:32:08,250 --> 01:32:09,870
I love you, Johnny.

534
01:32:13,770 --> 01:32:16,510
It can become reality.

535
01:32:17,650 --> 01:32:24,130
Never a need to worry if you're feeling
down.

536
01:32:25,430 --> 01:32:31,730
Listen to me and be the first

537
01:32:31,730 --> 01:32:33,750
warning you down.

538
01:32:40,430 --> 01:32:42,490
It matters.

539
01:32:53,500 --> 01:32:55,780
There's never a need to make